Vanessa Carlysle: Negasonic Teenage Warhead. You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. Deadpool: Vanessa Carlysle: Colossus: Wade Wilson: Although Wade initially refuses, he later decides to leave Vanessa and undergo the procedure. You're about to be killed by a zamboni! I gotcha! Date of Birth Deadpool: Deadpool: The Avengers Deadpool: Wasn't talking to you! The matching unitards? DeadpoolDeadpool 2 She also slept in a dishwasher box as a child. [holds Wade's regenerating hand] Colossus: You're not gonna like it. *So* good. Wade Wilson I got a plan. Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. Of course, Vanessa's history with Wade Wilson was very similar between the comics and the movies. We can fight this. Deadpool: Wade and Vanessa Kiss Scene | Deadpool 2 (2018) Movie CLIP (4K ULTRA HD)TM & 20th Century Fox (2018)Fair use.Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the . It got lost in translation. Vanessa Carlysle: Mm. And I hope *you're* watching -, [gasps in horror, as Ajax has disappeared]. You're not clowning? Ryan Reynolds' 11-year quest was reaching its end. WinbiTV. : The house that blows up every few years? [Looking at a text from Ajax] Or did it? Ajax injects Wade with a serum designed to awaken latent mutant genes, then have him subjected to weeks of torture to trigger the mutation without success. Bionic arm, time travel. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren, Keira Knightley, she's got range, who knows? Where's Francis? Vanessa Carlysle is the love interest of Wade Wilson/Deadpool in Deadpool. A limited edition Voltron Defender of the Universe ring, por favor. They began dating and moved into an apartment together . Don't make the same mistakes I did. [banging a door on a henchman] Unknown to her, Wade had actually undergone a procedure that cured his cancer and gave him superpowers, including a regenerative healing factors. She homages her comic book version when she mentions that she has "played a lot of roles. Wade Wilson: Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflowsky - gettin' that right? Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in? Wade Wilson: Or animated. Wade Wilson, patron saint of the pitiful. "Your crazy matches my crazy. Let's recap: the cock-thistle that turned me into this freak slipped through my arms today arm Catching him was my only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back and prevent this shit from happening to someone else, so yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo. Con: they're all lame-ass teacher's pets! She refused to display fear when he captured her, calling him "dickless" and "insane" and insisting that her lover was dead and she could offer him nothing, before learning the truth. Here? [suddenly grabs Jeremy by the neck and throws him up against a wall]. You know the funniest part of this? American You've been warned before, Deadpool. Scott? Vanessa: "Who would do such a thing?" Wade: "Hopefully you. Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? I'd be happy to sit on. OPENING CREDITS. 1:23. I've been traveling to exotic places, Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville, meeting new and exciting people. I'd have taken a Hemnes or a Trysil over a Hurdal. Invisible Woman. Deadpool: I'm trying to memorize the details of her face, like it's the first time I'm seeing it or the last. That's like, sixteen walls. [turns around] After being told by Weasel that Ajax and Angel are going after Vanessa, Wade and Weasel go to the strip club where she works. Ajax: What are you expecting, Sam Jackson show up with an eyepatch and a saucy little leather number? DEADPOOL Wade Wilson Meets Vanessa Scene from Deadpool 2016 Movie CLIP 4K 1080pFHR DEADPOOL MOVIE SCENE WHERE WADE WILSON MEETS VANESSA BEST SCENE OF DEADPOO. Later tonight?" 4. God, if I had a nickel for every time I spanked it to Bernadette Peters. Playing next. I've been waiting one year, three weeks six days and, oh 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me. Go. In the sequel, we're gonna have Cable. Only because you haven't gotten around to asking me. Sounds like you do. Deadpool: [to Merchant] I've given Deadpool every chance to join us but he'd rather act like a child. 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I mean, the line gets real blurry! Deadpool: Deadpool: Hey, Douche-Pool! And tell Beast to stop shitting on my lawn! Blind Al: You stupid fucking idiot. Where the fuck is Francis? Don't make me ask twice where's Francis? [looks at the screen] We're within 500 yards of a school, so you may wanna Deadpool: Wade goes to the bar she works at but, unable to face her, psyches himself up in the bathroom first. Got it? [a dead body falls off an overhead traffic sign]. There is an image gallery forVanessa Carlysle The way the world sees us. Vanessa had a troubled childhood and was abused. Deadpool: A hush fall over the crowd as rookie sensation Wade W. Wilson out of Regina, Saskatchewan, lines up the shot. 4. Well, joke's on you. : Nothing compares to you. : Pro: they pull down a gaggle of ass, local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals, both origin stories and larger ensemble team movies. I bet it feels huge in this hand. No, no. : If I never see you again, know that I love you. [Cutting off his arm and spraying blood in Colussus' face] He presses the button . Suppose I'd wear a mask, too, if I had a face like that. Appeared in Deadpool: Her uncles "took turns" molesting her. And yeah, technically, this is a murder. In response, Ajax straps Wade into an airtight chamber which raises and lowers the oxygen level to keep Wade constantly on the verge of asphyxiation. I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I'm gonna boom-box "Careless Whisper" outside your window. Vanessa tells him that for two hundred seventy-five dollars, he can afford a dessert and forty-eight minutes of whatever he wants to do to her. Merchandise? Good. Terrorizing citizens, putting down freedom fighters. Dopinder: I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis, force him to fix this, and then put a bullet in his skull and fuck the brain hole. He and Angel take her. I wish I'd never heard of Craigslist. I sense clowns. Pick Me Up. Why do you make me make that? : Nothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else's. But the douchebag does think your dead, right? So I can do right by someone else. [indicates ring to Vanessa] Kissing Prank - Twerking for Kisses! Despite trying to move on, she was clearly hurt, punching Wade multiple times for leaving and calling him "asshole" more than once. Buck: House blowing up builds character. Like a cockroach, but uglier. Technical Specs, [upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa]. Here, check it out. What? I'm actually quite jealous. Human Wanna get fucked up? [later, after battle, has spelled out 'Francis' using bodies of bad guys]. Sat Rangey (feat. [attacked by a woman] Wade Wilson: : Deadpool: Deadpool: Deadpool: M'lady. [as Angel Dust walk towards them] In these moments, everything else falls away. About why were so good together. WinbiTV. Now it is. Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming. Which benefits? Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [Gasps] Vanessa How can I help you? Deadpool may try to break yours. Deadpool: Ajax and Angel Dust tell Deadpool to meet up with them on a decommissioned helicarrier in a scrapyard. Wade and Vanessa talking about how their crazy matches each other's crazy. Breakfast is most important meal of day. : Welcome to Sister Margaret's. Drink. However, she is not beyond forgiveness and forgave Wade almost instantly after he revealed the real reason why he never came back to her. Deadpool: We're gonna fit you with a control collar and auction you off to the highest bidder. In the comics, Carlysle was also a prostitute, but met Wade in Boston and not New York City. Deadpool: We're down range! [to Colossus] Your face is the stuff of nightmares. [pointing behind Deadpool] Wade Wilson: Weasel: Vanessa Carlysle: Or wear red, dumbass! I'd hit that. #Deadpool #HDR #4KDeadpool 4K HDR | Ending Scene - Wade And Vanessa - 2160p 10bit HDR TrueHD 7.1 Atmos This is the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, adopts the alter ego Deadpool. [moves tickets aside] Wade Wilson: Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch. Deadpool: Deadpool: 1/15 *Vanessa Carlysle: Cost 1. Considering the last appearance of Ryan Reynolds' Marvel hero saw him saving his . It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man. Oh and don't leave your garbage all lying around. In Weapon X, they lied about curing Wade's cancer. I'm gonna do this the old-fashioned way: with two swords, and maximum effort. He kills all the escorts, corners Ajax and demands a cure to his disfigurement. Colossus: His hand regenerates overnight. [wedges himself through the Plexiglas opening between the back seat and the front]. [upon learning Ajax took Vanessa] Deadpool: Deadpool: In both versions, Vanessa was romantically involved with Wade before he was diagnosed with cancer. Until next time, this is your friendly neighborhood Pool guy singing [alongside George Michael's "Careless Whisper" vocals], Deadpool: Weasel calls Wade and tells him Vanessa is in danger. Wade Wilson: You got something in your teeth. Well, I am old and I wear pants. DEADPOOL Wade Wilson Meets Vanessa Scene from Deadpool 2016 Movie CLIP 4K 1080pFHR DEADPOOL MOVIE SCENE WHERE WADE WILSON MEETS VANESSA BEST SCENE OF DEADPOOL MOVIE. Cue the music. Dopinder this is *no* way to win Gita's heart back! | Fully loaded. Rougher than yours. Deadpool : Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Deadpool: What is it really? Your life is officially way more fucked up than mine. He will return in the upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe film Deadpool 3. Female Release Dates I'm living to 102. He needs you. All the things I can live without. I put all my money on you and now I just realized I'm never going to win the, uh Wade Wilson: Like the kind of stupid who admits he can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for? It's not That's Just give us a second. [Ripping his own underwear out of his pants to make a white flag] Please. [waving his broken wrists] Vanessa had a troubled childhood and was abused. [shaking his head in disbelief] . Deadpool: Vanessa Carlysle: How long can you keep this up? Go home! Real Name No! Wade Wilson: Shit. In my case, it enhanced my reflexes. Although Wade caught up with the drug dealer and killed him, he descended into despair because of losing Vanessa. I was so scared! Vanessa [Commenting on her shaved head] Teen Girl #1: Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Blind Al: Wade Wilson Vanessa | The two then took Vanessa to a decommissioned aircraft carrier in a scrapyard to kill her in an oxygen deprivation chamber. Deadpool: One thing that never survives in this place is a sense of humor. Credits: This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. We are shown that Wade and Vanessa's relationship is still as strong as it was in the previous film. Like it was hate-fucking. The Knight Before Christmas _ Kiss Scene (Vanessa Hudgens_and_Josh Whitehouse) 5:00. You got China and Central Mexico. Cut to close-up of Deadpool smoking. Did I leave the stove on? [under his breath] APARTMENT. [frustrated with Deadpool after her IKEA furniture collapses]. Browse more videos. Mr. Wilson. Vanessa Carlysle: Shit! 2:34. Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like? : Will you, um, stick it up my a. Vanessa Carlysle: No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device. I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero. Okay. Colossus and NTW head off to find Deadpool, and in the flashback, we learn of the bar's "Dead pool." Wade and Vanessa meet for the first time and fall in love. You're gonna leave me all alone here with less-angry Rosie O'Donnell? I don't want to see that or think of it again. Hot Toothpaste. Her name appeared on Stryker's Computer and was among those discovered by Mystique.[1]. Blind Al: [laughs] I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve 'cause I'ma go lookin'! Here's the thing. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. And a low-fat dessert. Vanessa : No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device. Born in New Jersey, Vanessa Carlysle had a tough upbringing before becoming a prostitute in New York City. I didn't just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything. I'm gonna go make dessert. [Thugs surround the SUV that Deadpool attacked. You. Oh, come on. Is this Heaven? Deadpool: What if I just held on and never let go? There is a scene nay, a moment of Vanessa and Wade's romantic relationship that has haunted me since 2016. Okay, let's pro/con this superhero thing. Daddy left before I was born. And you can erase stuff written in pencil. Gavin Merchant: Black Cat Gwen Stacy Mary Jane Watson Dr. Ashley Kafka Colossus begins urging Deadpool to be a true hero and spare his enemy, but Deadpool kills Ajax. Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up or I'll sew your pretty mouth shut. Deadpool: Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Twinkly, but deadly. [Shoving car's cigarette lighter into goon's mouth] Vanessa Well I hate to break it to you, but your forty-eight minutes are up. : Personna Love Kiss: Alter-ego action: Exhaust Vanessa Carlysle heal 4 damage from Wade Wilson. 'Cause she knows you. [clapping his hands] The two then reconcile and share a kiss, while Wade plays "Careless Whisper" by Wham!. Ajax: I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet, which also happened to be my Vanessa Carlysle: Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. : The World to Come Kissing Scene Abigail and Tallie Katherine Waterston and Vanessa Kirby. It's like a job fair for mercenaries. Ajax: Actor You even LOOK in her general direction again, and you'll learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too! Like the city of Detroit. Wade turns to Vanessa, who removes his mask revealing his face. Arcade Ticket Taker: I did not tell him to do that! Deadpool: What if I told you we can cure your cancer? No copyright infringement intended.Music in this videoLearn moreListen ad-free with YouTube PremiumSongIt's Great When We're TogetherArtistFinley QuayeWritersFinley QuayeLicensed to YouTube bySME (on behalf of Epic); BMI - Broadcast Music Inc., LatinAutorPerf, LatinAutor - SonyATV, UNIAO BRASILEIRA DE EDITORAS DE MUSICA - UBEM, Sony ATV Publishing, CMRRA, SOLAR Music Rights Management, and 8 music rights societies That was not mean. Everyone thinks it's a full-time job. Vanessa Carlysle: Non-profit, educational, or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. Actors/Actresses It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn. Deadpool: Go to work a hero. But he keeps on coming back. [Shoots at Ajax and misses a third time] Deadpool: Deadpool: Deadpool: : [on X-Men Wolverine] Think of us as really fucked up tooth fairies except we knock out the teeth and take the cash. One day, while visiting a bar and working as an escort there, she met Wade Wilson and the two eventually began a relationship. Vanessa Carlysle: They bond over their weird, messed up lives and try to one-up each other in crazy stories about their past. Vanessa Geraldine Carlysle Vanessa Carlysle: Wade Wilson After having sex, Wade and Vanessa sat watching a movie while discussing child names. So you gotta hold onto love tight! Look, Colossus, I don't have time for the goody two-shoes bullshit right now! Deadpool: J. MillerGina CaranoBrianna HildebrandWritten by : Rhett ReesePaul WernickProduced by : Simon KinbergRyan ReynoldsLauren Shuler DonnerCinematography : Ken SengEdited by : Julian ClarkeMusic by : Tom HolkenborgProduction companies : 20th Century FoxMarvel EntertainmentKinberg GenreThe Donners' CompanyTSG EntertainmentDistributed by : 20th Century FoxRelease date : Feb 12, 2016--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------20th Century Fox (2016)Fair use. Orlovsy? My pile-of-shit father took off and bailed . I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd. And under no circumstances will I take you to that show. Negasonic Teenage what the shit? Oh, my God. Bruce? 1:35. Wade goes out back to look for her but only finds her handbag, letting him know that she's been taken. Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're going to die! However, they continue to bond because of how much they have in common, and their peculiar relationship evolves into an intimate and romantic one. Though clearly shocked by his new face, she still loved him and they reconcile with a kiss with Wham! Weasel: 73. That came out wrong. Deadpool: Wade Wilson: Because of her previous interactions with other men, she was genuinely surprised when Wade wanted to bond with her on a social level and found she enjoyed it. : [to Wade about Vanessa] I don't want to. Not the short, 2-dimensional sex object peddled by Hollywood." 5. Isn't that how it always works? So keep away from Meghan. Status [Wade gets pulled back to the real world]. LOOK AWAY CHILD! Anything's an improvement over the Hurdal. Pool. So what's it gonna be: long sullen silence or mean comment? Deadpool: How can I help you besides luring children into a panel van? You're really gonna fuck this up for me? You did kinda give it to me. Oh, well that's that's just the most beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is. At this point in their lives, Wade and Vanessa were truly devoted to each other. : Time to make the chimi-fuckin'-changas. He went to see The Recruiter for Weapon X that he had met at a bar. The gigantic Orksa was furious with Deadpool taking out her husband, but Deadpool calmed her down with a kiss and the two ended up getting married on the spot. 2:53. My IUD. Hang in there, baby! He got Ajax from the dish soap. [cackles] Hip-deep in hookers. Weasel: Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try. Wade Wilson: You're probably thinking, "My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie, but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab!" Deadpool: The treatment affects everyone differently. Deadpool: From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time comes five-time Academy Award viewer, Ryan Reynolds in an eHarmony date with destiny. Weasel: Besides luring children into a panel van. [punches Colossus in the face, breaking his own hand]. Vanessa waited for him to arrive and when he did, Wade told her several stories about why he was late. What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed. More Shake Weight-y. Wade Wilson is a former special forces operative who works as a mercenary in New York City. Ooooh, I'mma fuckin' spell it out for ya. Vanessa Deadpool: Don't fuck Colossus. You should keep it that way. Wait! Keeping his jacket and even wearing it on occasion, Vanessa continued living in their apartment. If you could see me, you'd understand. A recruiter from a secret program approaches Wade and offers him an experimental cure for his cancer. He's super dead. Deadpool: [raises his hands] Get it through your head or get out of fuck town! I was gonna spend the night assembling the Borje, but this is holding my interest. You got me in a box here. Wade Wilson: Deadpool: You're clowning. Deadpool convinces Colossus and Negasonic to help him, and the trio take a cab to the scrapyard. I will never, ever let our child be named Todd. Deadpool: Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. [after receiving his cancer diagnosis] "I just want to get to know the real you. Yeah, well you gotta do something to remedy this because as of now, you only have one course of action. The right girl will bring out the hero in you. Deadpool: I'm proud of you! That's the shit emoji. Don't worry. Vanessa Carlysle: How are the kids? Irony. I'm a teenage girl, I'd rather be anywhere than here! Okay, just look, man, can I have my Sam's card? Hey, what can I get for $275 and uh a Yogurtlands reward card? He was tortured by Ajax and Christina until his mutation was unlocked. Wade Wilson: Vanessa is angered that Wade left her, but still loves him. I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence! But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero. Wade Wilson: Absolutely not! Weasel: I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. But you fit them together and you see the picture on top. You'd best hope we never see your name on a gold card. Deadpool | Wade and Vanessa Fall in Love----- + Naruto: + Naruto Shippuden: + Borut. Kevin? Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s. Blind Al: Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Deadpool: Deadpool: Dopinder: Deadpool: Although it was obvious that Wade was going to die, she did everything she could to help him. It's like kissing a combination of a pizza pie and a condom, if that makes any sense." If you haven't seen the first film, Deadpool , Wade (Reynolds) is diagnosed with terminal cancer shortly . Colossus: Chicka-chickahhhh. You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. That's the coolest name ever! A lighter clinks. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for \"fair use\" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under. FYI, five mini lion bots come together to form one super-bot! Young Hollywood. Little secret, Wade. [chasing a crippled henchman on a zamboni] Though beautiful, she is not a vain person, as she did not care what Wade looked like with his disfigurement. After consulting his best friend Weasel, Wade decides to hunt down Ajax and have his disfigurement cured. You got me. [to the audience] Only because you havent gotten around to asking me. His form looks good. And, uh, were like two jigsaw pieces, you know, and we have curvy edges. Or would you rather *I* build furniture and you pay rent? My old boyfriend, he's dead. Wade Wilson He meets escort Vanessa Carlysle at a local bar and they become romantically attached. Ajax: You know what do to. Alive Deadpool: Wade Wilson: : I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a good one, like Slap Chop. Okay? [to Negasonic] What in the ass? Though beautiful, she is not vain, as she did not care what Wade looked like with his disfigurement. | : It's over. Note : copied from Spiderman, you know like every one is mistaken him for Spidy. Vanessa Geraldine Carlysleis the fiance of Wade Wilson. It's a horror movie. That's classified. Ever hear of the one-legged man in the ass-kicking contest? Follow. See? They made three of those movies. Eventually, Wade met with Vanessa several times after her death in near-death experiences. Wait for it. I'm, uh Wade Wilson: Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request! Wade discovers Ajax's real name, Francis Freeman, and makes fun of him. He's got my girl. I mean he's a delightful guy, he really is. Domino : I should've finished college. Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. At a laboratory, Wade meets Ajax and Angel Dust, whom he instantly resents. Hey, is Ajax your actual name? Think of it like spring cleaning. Fake laugh. United States of Al 2x19 Kiss Scenes Riley and Vanessa. And I will take the pencil eraser. I don't mind the Kullen. Did I say this was a love story? Wade Wilson: Who would do such a thing? Ajax: But the movie, that was a career low for me. Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke. She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind. My chrome-penised friend back there has agreed to do me this solid. And that's exactly what this is, a love story. You're a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Francis. Deadpool: Deadpool: He meets escort Vanessa Carlysle at a local bar and they become romantically attached. Did you really think there was a cure for that? Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah. Hey, hands off the merchandise. She goes outside and thinks it's Wade, but it's Ajax. Bad for the waistline, you know what I'm talking about. There was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence. Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss. Also scorched my nerve endings, so I no longer feel pain. They're jeans, not a chandelier. Wake up a hero. Blind Al: Wade Wilson: However, when Wade was diagnosed with cancer, he didn't want to burden her. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Shit. I haven't seen you since [Deadpool knocks Bob out, and then Deadpool starts dragging him]. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Firstly, she is a shape-shifting humanoid in the former rather than a normal human lady; and secondly, in her comic iteration, she has a bit of evil in her. Alias(es) What can I do for you? Several days later, Wade develops a healing factor which cures his cancer, but severely disfigures his face and skin. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you me! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? Wade Wilson: Use seltzer water and lemon juice for blood. Ajax: Colossus: Wade Wilson: Blind Al: Here's what I'm actually gonna do? And what did he do to you, Mr. They bond over their . That sounds like a fucking franchise. New Mutants #98 (February 1991), written by Fabian Nicieza and drawn by Rob Liefeld, as a mercenary hired to kill . 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