I don't know what just happened. LYDIA: Dad! LYDIA: Im not going back! Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam . Knock three times. Now rise, and be released from death! CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. Now, lets get you processed. (a beat.) But, its worth it. It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). And yet, I worry. ADAM: Oh yeah? Its like against the law at my house. Sophia Anne Caruso, the talented young star of "Beetlejuice," surprised a lot of the musical . I mean you saw these schmucks up here. Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! BEETLEJUICE: Nice moves Lydia! BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! MISS ARGENTINA: DID YOU EVEN READ THE HANDBOOK? BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? You! Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. YES! What else do you have to do, Mami? LYDIA: Yeah, me too. (laughs.). 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. And he's to blame. I didnt like strangers when I was alive. Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. DELIA: The b is silent, but it still stings. Dont you remember when we moved in? Mom!! BARBARA: Wait, what? Welcome to the family, son. this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . Adam, wanna do the honors? Oo! The musical premiered at the National Theatre, Washington, D.C. in October 2018, prior to opening on Broadway at the Winter Garden Theatre on April 25, 2019. Delia, that was just the wind. I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. Keep it coming gentleman! BARBARA: I was too! (a beat.) By Ben Brantley. You are tougher than you look. When she entered the kitchen there was Beetlejuice at the table, working on a crossword, wearing brand new reading glasses. invisible nd you can change all of that. Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. 5. Again. So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. Alright. Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! I- Im your father. THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). Are you alright? BARBARA: There are two kinds of people in this world. Beetlejuice truly hits me in a special part of my heart. LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! LYDIA: I cant open it. Lydia, you are so weird. Cuz, shed love this! All rights go to Tim Burton and creator. I want you, Beetlejuice. Lydia stopped short in the doorway, then began to laugh. BEETLEJUICE: Quick! BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! She was my world, too Lydia. Those are the guest sheets! Thats why Im doing this. LYDIA: Okay. ADAM: You don't like this stuff? We do not have time to make screaming, passionate, love right now. So, what do you say? UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? AH AH AH AH!). YES I DO! ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) This is what you get! Pigs cant climb! LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? ADAM: What is that? Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. We cant hide this anymore. Yup, thats the one. ADAM: What the heck did they do to our house? Heres help, heres you. And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. BEETLEJUICE: Your mom? BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? Beetlejuice! Youre under so much stress, you must relax! Look, I know things have been difficult-. It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! LYDIA: Were not a family. Did I hear the dinner bell? (ADAM kisses BEETEJUICE. I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. OUR TROUBLES ALL ENDED ON THE DAY THAT WE BEFRIENDED HIM. DELIA: Wait, Charles, are you breaking up with me? LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! DELIA: Nope! LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! What an effervescent young lady you are. (a beat.) A toast to my father and his all important business! Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Source: www.enca.com. And that is why you need me! 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! Do the research! And life is the only way out! So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! Ooohh? DELIA: About that. Promise me we can talk about her. And that makes me feel oh god, I actually feel! JUNO: My name is Juno! . Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. Move forward. (DELIA screams.) BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! Oh, my God! Im not buying it, time to die! I love old books. Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso in "Beetlejuice." Matthew Murphy. Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. 7 a script for the sequel was commissioned. BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. ADAM: Kill?!??!? Can everybody see me? Well that wouldve been good to know. Well its a lot bigger on the inside! I guess Ill just go. /Say my name/. CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! It CLICKS OFF. Fool your friends! It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. LYDIA: Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal, I summon thee with Saturns breath. JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. See? Barbara, its like one of our classes! Check it out, Lydia! Use their user talk pages. Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? (DELIA and CHARLES make out on the table.). If we want our house back, we have to fight for it! Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. What if Lydia walks in? LYDIA: Oh. Sometimes puppet shows are sad. EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! Couple of five-star reviews. I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. It's from the store! YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! I accept you. CHARLES: Except brains. LYDIA: I really like you guys. Sucks-Yes! BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! Keep it away from your sensitive parts. Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. ADAM: Oh god! DELIA: No, I thought youd be proud of me for taking inititAHve. You both get em. I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH. CHARLES: A BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF RIPE BANANA, ALL: LIFT SIX FOOT, SEVEN FOOT, EIGHT FOOT BUNCH, CHARLES: Maxie! WE COULD JUST WALK BUT WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE, ADAM: THAT MUST BE THE REASON SHE SEES US, FRIENDS WHO DON'T STOP AT PROBLEMS OR OBSTACLES. Oh god, Im so worried now. He is so mean to me! SEQUEL (air horn.) to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. Leave this house! [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. New Car smell people LYDIA: And we, are old book smell people. Put er there! ADAM: Wed love it! You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. (to audience.) So much poise! Well be right back. She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. MAITLANDS: BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JUILLIARD! Thats what I want too. Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? MAXINE: OH STOP! Everyone here would go back if they could! LYDIA: My whole life is a dark room. Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. You know what would make all this even more awesome? Hide! Never change! We do not want to kill people! But youre sexy. BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". DELIA: Why say doubt, when you can stop at do. Its about love! JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. Maybe, we can help each other! The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. This . Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. Its not a real marriage. DELIA: Well, Im so happy for all of you. So, goodbye. The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. That means its working! MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! Fine, you wanna be together? It's a gold mine! Theyre in the room with us. CHARLES: That demon with the stupid hair, hell be waiting for us. And Id like us to be a family. Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! Thank you for being here. LYDIA: I have a mother! Oh I don't see anything -- Aah! CHARLES: Damnit! LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya. Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! JUNO: STOP! ADAM: So, crazy story. DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! Do you understand what Im proposing? Theyre chasing me! "PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE" ENSEMBLE: DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. Except her. So! That never happens. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Do you want some lunch? BARBARA: Adam! Thats the problem! I just can't deal with Delia. CHARLES: HELLO! LYDIA: Really? I FOUND MY FREQUENCY CRYSTALS SPEAK TO ME, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THERE ARE SPIRITUAL GUIDES ABOVE LOOK UP AND SEE 'EM, JUST LISTEN TO THE MELODY THE UNIVERSE SINGS, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THE UNIVERSE IS JUST THE CONTENTS OF TIME, MATTER AND SPACE, LYDIA: NINETY-ONE BILLION LIGHT-YEARS ACROSS AND THE EARTH'S A SMALL PLACE, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS ARE SINKING BUT NEGATIVE THINKING IS HARDLY THE CAUSE, YOU THINK LIFE IS ALL UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS 'CAUSE YOU'RE BORED, LYDIA: AND POSITIVITY IS A LUXURY THAT FEW CAN AFFORD, DELIA: NO NO NO! 3."My whole life is a dark room. LOOK! About the future. BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. So, Im selling our house. BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. Draw a door, go home! The Netherworld. After everything Ive done for her. It was like the perfect dad joke! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! Drink it, or throw it out! : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . OTHO: Delia! *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! Scarecrow. SPIN! The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? Oh father dear! BEETLEJUICE: Whered I lose you? ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. "Beetlejuice" runs through . 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